HOW DOES POPCORN EVEN DO THAT THING
HERE I SHOW YOU THE THING
my mom was pulling into a parking space today and she asked “am i relatively straight?” and i said “i think that’s something you need to decide for yourself” and she told me to walk home
GET IGNORED SO MUCH BITCHES CALL ME TERMS AND CONDITIONS
at least you get accepted no matter what
that’s the most uplifting thing i’ve seen all day
(Source: stevebrule)
why is your suitcase full of rocks??
I DONT TELL YOU HOW TO LIVE YOUR LIFE
(Source: clubpenguln)
Maybe this time when I read Order of the Phoenix Sirius won’t die
He died.
I read somewhere that the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over again and expecting different results.
